Ventura County H3 Run Starts
Sea (Boo) Bee Hash
VCH3 Hash : Five Hundred Forty-four
Date: Sunday, August 8th, 2:00 PM
Hares: Slip and Suck & Twit Her Tweet
Location: Walter B. Moranda Park, Port Hueneme, CA
Cost 5.00
Notes: This weekend is the airshow at the Ventura County Naval Base. If all goes well, hashers may get perfect views of the Blue Angels during the hash. Cum for the air show and stick around for the hash. Or cum for the hash and check out the air show. Either way don't miss this hash!
For added fun, feel free to dress in your favorite military/ patriotic attire in celebration of the wonderful Sea Bees and Naval Air Forces that live and work in the area.
In a related story, it appears as though our beloved Ganjaman has set the standard for Ventura County Hashes and we hope to continue the quality of adventures. To help, I have adopted a "Ganja Scale" as a preview of this weekend's Sea Boo-bees Hash.
Distance: .7 Ganja
Elevation: .2 Ganja
Beauty of Trail: .8 Ganja
Enjoyment: FULL GANJA
So cum on out and have a great time!
Directions:
From Santa Barbara
Go south on the 101 Freeway to CA-1/Oxnard Blvd (Exit 62B) and turn right onto Oxnard Blvd./CA-1 After about 3.5 miles Oxnard Blvd will bear left, but you want to continue going straight onto Saviers Rd. Three miles later Saviers Road ends at Port Hueneme Road, where you turn right. Pass J Street, pass Surfside Drive, and turn left on Moranda Parkway. One hundred yards down there is a parking lot straight in front of you. You are there! LFH.
From Los Angeles
Go north on the 101 Freeway to Vineyard Ave/CA-232 (Exit 62A) and turn left at Vineyard Ave. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Oxnard Blvd. /CA-1 After about 3.5 miles Oxnard Blvd will bear left, but you want to continue going straight onto Saviers Rd. Three miles later Saviers Road ends at Port Hueneme Road, where you turn right. Pass J Street, pass Surfside Drive, and turn left on Moranda Parkway. One hundred yards down there is a parking lot straight in front of you. You are there! LFH.
Invasion of the Tutu's Hash
VCH3 Hash : Five Hundred Forty-five
Date: Sunday, August 22nd, 2:00 PM
Hares: Nice Pizza Ass & Virgin Hare
Location: Molnar Brothers Foreign Car Repair, Ventura, CA
Cost 5.00
Notes: Pizza spreads himself and the Bastard tradition of hashing in tutus when a hash falls on the 22nd of the month. Don't have a tutu? You should.
Instructions for How to Make a Tutu You can also make your own if you cannot find a tu-tu long enough to conceal your package, a common harrier problem.
Directions: From Hwy 101 North and South, exit Seaward and go east to Main street. Turn left on Main street and two blocks down, turn left into Molnar Brothers Foreign Car Repair (right after the Taco Bell) and park in the rear.
Hareless Hash
VCH3 Hash : Five Hundred Forty-six
Date: Sunday, September 19th, 2:00 PM
Hares: Could be you.
Location: To Be Announced
Cost 5.00
Notes: We need hares for this one. Contact .