Your first Hash

Your first hash with the Santa Bastard Hash House Harriers will be like the first day of school. Except there will be beer. And you will like Phys. Ed. And you will laugh your ass off. OK, let's try this again.

Santa Bastard Hash House Harriers Recycled Ho and Beer Cricket on trail during the anniversary hashYour first hash will be like...um... that's it...

Your first hash will be like nothing you have experienced before. You will meet new people with irreverent nicknames, speaking a strange language, following little plops of flour, and making sense out of hieroglyphic like chalk marks on the ground. You will run around, not really sure where you are, where you're going, or how you are ever going to get out of there. And you just will not care. You are having fun.